Ratih called me in the evening and asked me to accompany her to go to hospital. Seems like she had a gastritis.
Destination: RS. dr. S*******
Ratih: “Mau periksa, dok…”
Doctor: “Oh, ya. Kenapa mbak…?”
Ratih: “Muntah-muntah dari tadi…”
Doctor: “Silakan tiduran dulu di bed 3″
Ratih: “OK dok.”
Ratih: “Duh mbak, kasurnya tinggi amat!!!”
WidZ: “Iya yah, aQ jg g bakal bs naek nih,,”
Ratih: “Ni aQ tidur mbak??”
WidZ: “Iya kali… tidur2an aja…”
Here they came… a doctor and 2 nurses-wannabe carrying notepaper, sphygmomanometer, and stethoscope.
Doctor: “Kalian di sebelah situ aja…”
Nurse-wannabe 1: “Oh,, hehehe… iya dok… hehehe… sini, sini…”
Nurse-wannabe 2: “Hehehe… iya…”
Doctor: “Muntah-muntah ya…? Udah makan blm?”
Ratih: “Udah… abis makan itu muntah2… kayaknya maag-ku kumat deh dok…”
Doctor: “Brapa kali muntahnya…?”
Ratih: “Berkali2…”
Doctor: “Ni kalo ditekan di sini sakit g?”
Ratih: “Iya, dikit…”
Doctor: “Sini?”
Ratih: “Gak.”
Doctor: “Oooohhh… ini maagnya kumat. Tak kasi obat deh. Di suntik aja yah…”
Ratih: “Ha???? Wah… jangan dok!!! Ga ada cara laen dok???”
WidZ: “hihihihihihi…” (giggling)
Doctor: “Ya bisa sih, cuma ini biar cepat bekerja obatnya, jadi ntar juga obat yg dibawa pulang g terlalu banyak… gimana…?”
Ratih: “Waduh…”
The 2 nurse-wannabe giggled as well. They seemed like they hadn’t successfully measured her blood-pressure yet…
WidZ: “Udaahhh… disuntik aja…”
Ratih: “Gak ah!!! Gak usah disuntik ya dok,, minum obat aja… aQ takut…”
Doctor: “Yowes… tekanan darahnya berapa?”
Nurse-wannabe 1: “Ngggg… 120… per 80, iya 120/80…”
Doctor: “Yawdah tak tulis resep dulu…”
WidZ: “OK, makasih ya dok…”
Ratih: “Ini nunggu dmn mbak?”
Nurse-wannabe 1: “Hmmm… dimana yah… di sini juga gpp koQ… hehehe…”
WidZ: “Ha??? Yawdah di luar aja yukz…”
Nurse-wannabe 1: “Mbak kuliah dmn?”
Ratih: “Sastra Jepang.”
Nurse-wannabe 1: “Oyaaa??? Waaahhh… nurse-wannabe 2,, nurse-wannabe 2… sini deh, mbaknya ini kuliah di sastra Jepang lho!!!”
WidZ & Ratih: “???”
Nurse-wannabe 1: “Iiiihhh… kamu, org lg sakit juga mbaknya… hehehe… dia mau exchange ke Jepang mbak… hehehe…”
WidZ: “???”
Ratih: “Oooo… hmmm… obral bukunya dah selesai… tp gak tau ya masih ada apa g…”
Nurse-wannabe 2: “Waaaa… kalo gitu aq minta no. mbaknya aja deh… tar hubungi aQ klo masih ada ya mbak. Ini nomerku…”
Ratih: “Oooo… iya… tak catet sik…”
Nurse-wannabe 2: “Makasih ya mbak, tar klo aQ dah nyampe jepang aQ bawain oleh2 deh… hehehe…”
Ratih: “Wah boleh tuh, yukata yah… apa kimono… hahaha…”
WidZ: “???” (stil wondering…)
Nurse-wannabe 2: “Yawdah, makasih ya mbak. Hehehe… ayo, nurse-wannabe 1,,”
Nurse-wannabe 1: “Iya,, mari mbak… hehehe…”
Ratih: “Iya…”
WidZ: “Egh, tuh buku catetannya ketinggalan…”
Nurse-wannabe 1: “Egh ya ampun, iya… gawat klo ketinggalan… makasih mbak…”
WidZ: “Hehehe… laporan yah???”
Nurse-wannabe 2: “Iya mbak… hehehe… penting tu…”
WidZ & Ratih: “?!?!?!?!?!?”
Ohhh… it’s just too weird to be true…
But I understand them…
But…
Ah… it only happens in… whatever…
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